Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Ok...I'd like to share with you some little tidbits of wisdom I have gleaned from my children and from the children I teach. Pay close attention....there will be a test.
My dd while watching a nursing mother: "My mom has some of those, but she doesn't use them any more!"
A preschooler watching me do jumping jacks: "My mom says that I won't get big boobs until I'm OLDER!"
A preschooler after being told about the nativity: "I already know that! We have the movie."
A little guy digging in the sand near me today: "I can't tell you what I'm doing...it's a LOOONG story. *pause* I'm making nothing."
A little guy after I had eaten some onions: "Miss Meridith, WHAT did you HAVE for LUNCH?"
My dd after I slipped on the stairs and told her I lost my balance: "That's ok, mommy, I'll help you find it."
Me at the doctor's office yesterday with my sons: "K, guys, they're going to check your peepers." DS (looking horrified) "MOM! Don't say that." Me (confused) *pause* *think* "Your EYES, Isaac, your EYES."
Kids crack me up. I never know what's going to come out of their mouths.
Maybe I identify with them. :D